Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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