We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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