i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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