So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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