the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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