Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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