omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
