i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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