This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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