when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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