Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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