Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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