I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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