quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
