just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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