Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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