he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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