But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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