There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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