On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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