Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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