I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
vagina is talking i cant
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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