Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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