he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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