Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize