so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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