i was rollin on her like bob the builder
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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