i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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