maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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