Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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