I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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