I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
