she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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