nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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