Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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