she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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