1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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