So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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