hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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