Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
