No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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