all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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