We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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