Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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