No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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