I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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