It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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