I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize