North Korea, Best Korea!
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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