So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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