I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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