Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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