So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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