It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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