im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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