Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize