At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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