Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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