I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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