Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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